HOUSE RULES

You fell down the rabbit hole and landed in a place that shouldn't exist or be possible.

But you are here. You’ve paid (on the day of arrival) for your room/space and inside those boundaries you can do whatever the hell you want.

Outside: it’s a different world. We’re all different. Some people are loud, some quiet, some chaotic, some obsessive about order. That mix can make us "AA", or it can get dark.

ONE RULE TO FOLLOW: You DO -> You UN-DO

You’re welcome to use EVERYTHING you see: kitchen, gym, fans, plates, drill, mixer, hammocks, whatever. Rearrange the furniture, cook a feast, build a pillow fort, or make a mess - I don’t care, BUT when you’re done, everything goes back EXACTLY where you found it. Exactly how it was. Plate in the same rack, fan in the same corner, gym mat rolled the same way. If you opened a coconut and made a mess - clean and take it back to the jungle. You like drinking 10 beers a day, don’t just stack your empty bottles like a recycling art installation → take it out all the way to the big bins on the main road. You turn something on → turn it off and put it back, or delegate the person to do it for you. Basics.

This is OUR home now, not a hotel, bar, club or your mom’s basement. There is no invisible maid, babysitter or waitress following you around asking for a tip. NO. Dark spells like “ill do it later” or “someone else will handle it” are forbidden. Don't be an asshole.

But it's also a holiday home, not a Nazi Germany, you are on a vacation relaxed & chill - we get it: mistakes will be made, shit will be left behind forgotten, glasses will break, accidents will happen and it's ok. Broken glass brings luck, wounds gives free tattoos, and hardship connects better than a super glue. Lets use common sense, be kind and helpful to each other. Kindness is free and little effort goes a long way.

If all is good, thanks for helping to keep the place an authentic, fun, and free-spirited nest on the island. If not, all cool: there are plenty of generic resorts with staff who’ll smile while you disrespect them. This isn’t one of them. But you-do-you - hyperLu is not here to judge you, or keep you hostage because you already paid. NO. Tell us before its dark and we refund every other night starting tomorrow. We shake hands, hug and part as friends. Zero drama. Easy life!